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Lin
Junior Member
USA
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 Posted - 08/19/2008 : 18:01:08
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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 50 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 19 year old gal."
"Now I have a $200,000 house, a $30,000 car, a nice big bed, and a huge plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 69 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 19-year-old gal and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping in a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.
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50th anniversary
