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Snoopy
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 Posted - 02/15/2008 : 01:41:26
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Ok please remember this is a joke lol I got quite addicted to a message board and it has it's ups and downs, for me it got to be such a problem I am now trying to keep from even looking at it a day at a time. A while back my friend rob and I put together these steps to message board anonymous.
12 steps of Message board anonymous
Step One: I am powerless over the message board and by now they all know my life is unmanageable
Step Two: Came to believe that getting off the computer and going to a meeting might restore me to sanity.
Step Three: Turned my will and my life over to the care of God who doesn't understand why we go to the message board either.
Step Four: Made a fearless and searching moral inventory of everyone and put in on the message board of another recovery sight
Step Five: Admitted to God, myself and another person the exact nature of all the wrongs that were committed on the message board.
Step Six: Was entirely ready to have all those who took my inventory and show me my character defects removed.
Step Seven: Asked God to remove all the shortcomings of others who dissagreed with my posts
Step Eight: Made a list of all those that harmed me on the message board and sent viruses to their computers via attachments
Step Nine: Made direct amends to no one because I was always right but nobody understood that
Step Ten: Conitnued to take everyone's inventory and promptly listed it in my Journal.
Step Eleven: Sought through prayer and medication to improve my sanity now I have completely lost it.
Step Twelve: Having had an awakening of some type (not necessarily good) as a result of these steps, I tried to carry this messsage to others who could not manage the message board and asked to be banned from Message Board for life.
Step twelve alternative: Or having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, I tried to carry my message to the others who are addicted to the message board with daily "I'm never posting here again" threads then start all over again before the day was over (Rob's idea)
I would have been able to have about a week now of abstinance from that board if someone hadn't started a birthday thread announcing my birthday, what could I do, I had to start over :( back down to 3 days of abstinance.
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Edited by - Snoopy on 02/15/2008 01:43:06 |
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Snoopy
Starting Member
USA
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Posted - 02/15/2008 : 01:45:22
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Edited by - Snoopy on 02/15/2008 01:49:22 |
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Woody
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Posted - 02/15/2008 : 16:54:05
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| I asked Snoopy to post those messages here. There are no references to RC anywhere, and it IS the joke section, so I don't see the drama in it. |
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