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Lin
Junior Member
 
 USA
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Posted - 02/02/2008 : 04:39:13
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Three Texans were talking about how they trained their wives to do things.
The first one said he married a gal from Tennessee. HE told her she had to keep the hous clean and the dishes wahsed. The first day he couldn't see much progress, the second day a little better and the third day the dishes were all washed and the house was spotless.
The second guy said he married a gal from Indiana. He told her she had to keep the dishes washed, the house clean and a hot meal on the table every night when he got home. The first 2 days he could nt tell so much, but the thrid day the dishes were washed, the house was spotless and there was a delicious hot meal on the table.
The third Texan said he married a gal from Kentucky. HE told her that her job was to keep the dishes washed, the house clean, the yard mowed, the laundry done, and hot meals on the table three times a day. The first day he didn't see anything, The second day he couldn't see anything. The third day the swelling in his left eye was going down just enough he could see how to make himself a sandwich and clean up his mess.
LIN
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